My new favourite food is PUFFED OATS!! (mom and dad tell me there’s an even awesomer version called “sugar crisp” but they won’t let me have sugar yet…probably a good idea)
I like them so much that mom and dad even let me eat them with my toes sometimes…I’m pretty skilled with my toes…see!
Then randomly they decide to put this stupid moustache on my face…they got it from one of those loonie vending machines…responsible parenting I tell yah!
Can you believe they get away with this kind of stuff!
